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Statue of Limitations

by Paul Swartzel

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I have a dream to suck that dick. I came, I saw, I conquered to suck that dick. That's one small step for man to suck that dick, and a giant leap for mankind to getcha Hands of MY GRIP. buh-buh Baby. Agrippa, getcho hands off my grip and fetch my Snoctopus. I need the rhythm and the rhyme of the Snocti. Ol' chubbeh dumpsta pump. Agrippa, why ya walkin away? a-GodDamn. Where could Snoctopus be? Oh, ya don't say? I don't know, but I gotta figure something out. I'm tryin really hard to do things. I'm making ALL the right connections. I'm doing all the things I never thought I had to do. It's like, it didn't really work out. But, you know, I'm gonna burn some trash. I got a burnin trash can... nice fire goin on.... 'getcha hands gof my grip.... step to me... GABBY SUPREME, You DON'T look so GOOD!' That's what I'm going to say. That's what I'm going to say to Gabby Supreme. 'Quando mi amor? Diga me cuando? Right NOW! WE can be friends. ANd Ww can be friends. You get with My friends. YOU get with my friends. And then we can BE friends. We can do every week. Is that aight wit you?' [Agrippa was conflicted. Agrippina? She was jus scandalous, you know.] ......Dere he is! Give it to me. Schobbah, why have you forsaken me? I made you in my image to suck that dick. When they go low, we go high to suck that dick. I mean, like... Eat, Pray, Love to suck that dick. To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people simply exist....
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Oh, yeah. We were young and lovey-dovey. You on my back, and I was smothy. Jelleh mash potato. Mash Potato Jelleh. See, Boys have a penis. Girls.... lasagna. And I'll be a big tipper if ya do the right things. Buh bu--bah-buh Jelleh mash potato. Mash potato jelle [Foreign language seductive sprechstimme] The pusseh good? The pusseh good?! Ah, the pusseh goood! Oh, how do I live? [Adventure cue] [Ruthafyrd from King's phone call]. ...."Yeah, this is Ruthafyrd up in King. He's back again. He's out by the wash rubbin somethin on hisself sayin he gotta git big. He all buh-LOATED. He's near my satellite dish, and I'm here tryin to get some fuckin channels. Now I needta know ya gointa send this time. What? You say Shania? Sh-- sha.... say again? Sheeniqah.... Chinay? ....ShNoah? ShinRICK??!! [Blowndomship counterpoint] Scro.... Oh, Mr. DNA!? Countdown. 5 4 3 2 1 Break it. Jelly Mash Potato Guess what? You won't believe it. The pusseh good. Pusseh real good.
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Strap Season 01:34
5 6 7 8 9 inches limp? I love it. Daddy's Home. Strap Season. Daddy's Home and Beyond Beyond. Daddy homin' again. 5 6 7 8 10 inches limp?! Gabby? WHere'sGAbby Supreme?! Get me gabby Supreme! Oh my goodness gracious they a-circlelin' a-circlelin!!..... Daddy's Home. Strap Season. Daddy Home and Beyond Beyond. Daddy's homin' again. 1 2 3 4 5 feet limp. 5 6 7 8 10 mile limp. Uh....buh-duh UHH.... 5 6 7 8 10 WORLD LIMP. Daddy's Home. Strap Season. Daddy's Home and Beyond Beyond. Listen, pretty baby. Home and beyond beyond. Home and beyond beyond..... oh my goodness gracious Daddy home and beyond beyond Beyond. It's like that. Circlelin' a-circlelin' a circlelin; [SAZULZAUKI] Daddy's Home. Strap Season. Daddy's Home and Beyond Beyond. 10 WORLD LIMP, talkin 10 WORLD LIMP, I mean TEN WORLD LIMP. Daddy home and beyond Beyond BEYOND.
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Falling Rain 00:54
Falling Rain. Falling Star. Fallen Universe that gets me hard. Fallen Universe. It magical buh baby. vuh vagical luh labi. Buh d BUH Buhdabuhdahduahduhdhsud . I walk in the club like.... buh buddah buha dbuda buhd budm. People say we crazy, but they don't understand. Falling Rain. Falling Stars. Fallen anything to get you hard, fallen UNiverse. It magical buh baby. vuh vagical luh lay...lubba lay.. LUBBA LABI. buh budda buhuhdush dsubd ... You said my dreams 'were not conducive for making a family.' I said, "No way, .........I guess it don't." Then you..... Falling Rain, Falling Stars.
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This is the church of Macho King, but you can bring in the offertory. Rest in peace, Champ. There's nothing to fear. Macho Madness: Alive and Well.
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released January 11, 2024

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